true as fuck zodiac

literalfive-headeddragon:

  • aries: literally a soulless robot
  • taurus: cute ass nerd
  • gemini: eyeless but cool as shit
  • cancer: fucking chill
  • leo: cats everywhere
  • virgo: killer style, gay as hell
  • libra: fucking licks everything
  • scorpio: what a bitch
  • sagittarius: sweaty minotaur porn
  • capricorn: creepy as fuck, also high and a juggalo
  • aquarius: fucking trash loser
  • pisces: bubbly fishy goddess
tagged: #soulless robot #thanks #apparently this is hs but w/e
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