the-jolly-urisk:

APH GREECE’S LAST NAME BOTH AMUSES ME AND ANNOYS ME TO NO END

I MEAN

NOONE HAS THAT LAST NAME IN GREECE

NOONE IS NAMED ‘ΚΑΡΠΟΥΖΙ’ BECAUSE HAVING A FRUIT AS A LAST NAME IS NOT A THING

LITERALLY NOONE IS NAMED WATERMELON

NOONE

THERE ARE AT LEAST 10+ LAST NAMES I CAN THINK OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD THAT YOU WILL HEAR COUNTLESS TIMES IF YOU COME HERE

HIMA COULD HAVE CHOSEN ONE OF THEM BUT NAH

INSTEAD HE WAS LIKE ‘GREECE MY MAN, YOU SHALL RECEIVE THE HONOUR OF BEING NAMED AFTER A FRUIT CAUSE FUCK YOU I CREATED YOU’

IT JUST BOTHERS ME SO

THERE ARE DAYS WHEN I’LL BE SITTING IN CLASS THINKING OF THE ABSOLUTE PERFECTION THAT APH GREECE IS 

BE ALL LIKE ‘YEAH MY COUNTRY’S PERFECT FUCK YEAH A+++’

AND THEN I REMEMBER THAT HIS LAST NAME IS LITERALLY FUCKING WATERMELON 

AND I’M JUST LIKE

WHY

W H Y